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Joke of the Day

"PRIEST: In the beginning there was the word ME: capsicum P: no M: tumescent gerund caliphate P: stop trying to guess the word M: maelstrom"

"This mop seemed a lot more exciting on the infomercial."

"Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? On a bed of lettuce!"

"What was the vacant lot's favorite Spoon song? Don't Make Me A Target"

"ME: Is this Babies R Us CASHIER: Yes ME: No babies work here C: I know ME: It should be called Babies Were US C: ... ME: Get me your manager"

"Why are they called Tuna Fish? Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh."

"Two terrorists are sittign around a campfire..... when all of a sudden a donkey comes along.. The first terrorist jumps up and shouts "" Look at that ass!"""

"What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ? Skate !"

"What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents? Mice outfit!"

"What do the USA and a black hole have in common? They both have a problem with mass incarceration."