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Joke of the Day

"What do the USA and a black hole have in common? They both have a problem with mass incarceration."

"Who's the world's greatest underwater spy? Pond. James Pond."

"What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!"

"Politicians are like diapers.... They must be changed often and for the same reason."

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"Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes."

"Whats the difference between a man and a government bond? The bond matures."

"Donald Trumps Presidential Campaign I'd say thats a good enough joke..."

"Why did the double agent cross the road? Because he never really was on your side."

"Chief cop: ""This might be racially motivated."" Ian: ""Hate crime?"" Chief cop: ""We all hate crime, Ian. That's why we are cops."""