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Joke of the Day
"Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? On a bed of lettuce!"
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"Why did the leper return to the shower? He forgot his head and shoulders."
"Guy runs into a bar, yells ""Quick! How tall is a penguin?"" Bartender says ""Three feet tall."" Guy says ""Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!"""
"My Stephen Hawking book finally arrived from eBay. It's about time."
"What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A wooly jumper."
"What came in the mail today? Anthrax."
"Just Googled camel toe, and it said, did you mean Travolta Chin?"
"Me: Can I have some of your candy? 3-year-old: Can I have some of your beer? Me: 3: Me: 3: Me: Deal. Wife: NO!"
"An attractive woman at a bar orders a double entendre. The bartender gives it to her."
"today i saw a dog barking at a ball and i thougt, ah yes, good dog. i too curse the very things which bring me joy"