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Joke of the Day

"This mop seemed a lot more exciting on the infomercial."

"What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke? The Holocaust was funny."

"It's crazy how quick women are to cut each other's throats over a guy! I mean I'd understand if it were shoes....but a guy???"

"What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo"

"*comes home from poker night earlier than usual looks at wife while picking up the dog and leaves without saying anything*"

"I want to take my dream girl on a traction engine ride Things will get steamy pretty quickly."

"The best & funniest part of The Big Bang Theory.., is when I get the remote to change the channel."

"Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read? Too many colons."

"2016: The year Brock Turner got sentenced to 3 months but America got 4 years."

"Why did the hobbit go vegan? Because MEAT IS MORDOR!"