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Joke of the Day
"What was the vacant lot's favorite Spoon song? Don't Make Me A Target"
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"A pig, trying to save its life. After seeing a grill in the garden, the pig started to bark at strangers!"
"What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other? Aileen"
"Why do melons tend to have large weddings? They cantaloupe"
"Where did sally go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere"
"What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ? DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !"
"I threw up in a porta potty at a Winger concert back in 88' .... We did not have the internet back then so I'm telling you now."
"What did the dwarf pimp say to the two prostitutes at the beginning of the night? Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go"
"My penis is so big... ...if I laid it out on my computer keyboard, it would go all the way from A to Z."
"Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway? Because he was snowed in."