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Joke of the Day

"ME: Is this Babies R Us CASHIER: Yes ME: No babies work here C: I know ME: It should be called Babies Were US C: ... ME: Get me your manager"

"How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100? On their fingers"

"What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles? Electricity."

"When is a pedofiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before first period"

"Don't call it traditional marriage if it doesn't improve relations with neighboring fiefdoms"

"What's the best thing about being a jew...... You don't have to smoke weed to get baked."

"What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee? You can take a rental car anywhere."

"A curious tradition -- to look at a newborn baby and say to yourself, ""Because of your DNA, one day you will rule over me."""

"How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb? A what?"

"Want to hear a joke about sodium? Na."