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Joke of the Day

"I'll try this here. Let's all come up with a joke, line by line... One person starts, the next adds a line."

"When I was a little kid, I had this friend that was always counting. I wonder what he's up to these days."

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? one can wash their crack and re-sell it!"

"I can't find the thing that I fuck every day, so I asked the kids.... Apparently the dog died two days ago."

"There's a reason why baseball is America's favorite pastime. It's way past it's time of being relevant."

"How soft is Bill Gate's pillow? Microsoft."

"Can't believe I've just been banned from using Match.com. Apparently ""My dick"", is an inappropriate answer to the question What do you want most in a woman?""."

"I lost two things today... Job in a morgue . . . . . . . . . . . and virginity"

"When you are on a first date and she says to you: ""I want you to treat me like a movie star,"" it is vitally important to establish which type of movie."

"Things have changed so much like 4000 years ago if you killed a lion and could fix people's teeth you would have been the king of everything"