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Joke of the Day

"There's a reason why baseball is America's favorite pastime. It's way past it's time of being relevant."

"Knock Know? Whose There? Letm. Lemt Who? Let me in please"

"Somebody stole my mood ring I don't know how to feel about it."

"Why do white men shop at black yard sales? To get all their stuff back."

"Dress for the job you want others to think you have."

"Lol ""I'm not a pervert, I'm just a connoisseur of ass and titties."" My response after a female co-worker called me a pervert for commenting on a customer's ass as she walked past us."

"Max wondered why the ball was slowly growing larger... and then it hit him."

"So my wife got a new sewing machine this week and I know what you guys are thinking.... ...sew what?"

"Paranoid? I don't even know what that word means. I don't have time to learn new words, people are trying to kill me."

"HIM: isn't wintertime just so romantic ME (smiles & my lips crack open & blood starts pouring down my chin): oh definitely"