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Joke of the Day

"How soft is Bill Gate's pillow? Microsoft."

"What's the difference between a Feminist and a suicide jacket? Suicide jacket does something when it's triggered."

"Cargo shorts are awesome because you have extra pockets to carry all the ladies numbers that you get."

"I would tell you a joke about UDP/IP But you probably wouldn't get it"

"Dust bunnies are great pets because they thrive on neglect."

"If stupidity was a crime... Sarah Palin would be public enemy #1"

"What kind of ice cream runs for president? neapolititian"

"What's it called when you remember a good meme? A Memento"

"Guys, I have to stop cyber-bullying North Korea. They called my mom."

"I'm not sure what the first church on the moon will look like... But I'm sure the mass will be the same."