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Joke of the Day

"When I was a little kid, I had this friend that was always counting. I wonder what he's up to these days."

"If a website dies on the Internet and no one is there to hear it does it make a sound"

"Confucius say: Nazi soldier who popular with ladies may be Hungaryan."

"Did you hear about the all-leper boxing world championship final I hear it was a real face off in the second round"

"If Im being racist, feel free to call me racist...[NSFW] If Im not, you can fuck right off you immigrant cunt."

"Everything is made in China. Except for babies. They're made in VaChina."

"Accidentally walked into a mosque ""This isn't where I'm supposed to *be headed*"""

"Smoking kills. Smoking panics. Smoking tries to hide the body."

"Frozen Joke Don't let it go here let it go else where you flithy badger!"

"I see the joke your dad told you, and raise you my dads dumb ass joke What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar fifty, deer nuts are under a buck!"