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Joke of the Day

"When you are on a first date and she says to you: ""I want you to treat me like a movie star,"" it is vitally important to establish which type of movie."

"What's the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews Boy Scouts come back from their camps"

"Why do Jews have big noses? cuz air is free"

"*makes sure kids are asleep* *walks out to car* *slowly unwraps candy bar* *hears knock on window* *puts head down* *hands it to them*"

"Shout out to all you guys with permanent amnesia. You know who you are."

"Why isn't China a democracy? Because then they'd have to hold erections."

"Once upon a time (today) I had to help with pre school homework Me: -holds up yellow Me: What color is this? 4: McDonalds The end"

"Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish."

"How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him."

"What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach? ""Get out of my son!"""