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Joke of the Day
"I lost two things today... Job in a morgue . . . . . . . . . . . and virginity"
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"""I don't understand why people try to act drunk. I spend most of my time trying to act sober."" - Florida State"
"Got asked to be godfather of my niece, so if anything happens to her parents then someone else has to take care of her because I said no"
"Instead of the standard 140, people should only be allowed as many characters as they have IQ points."
"How do thunderstorms invest their money? -In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets"
"what do you get if you mix a dachsund with a cocker spaniel/ poodle mix? A cockadockapoo."
"Parents: It's unfair to put your toddler on a leash if you're not going to also let them pee next to parked cars."
"[Bar] ""Two long necks please"" Giraffe in the back: Wow. Did he just- Giraffe's wife: Cliff, he didn't mean anything by it please sit down"
"I wonder if anyone in a full burqa ever thinks, ""Wow, that's a great picture of me."""
"How long does it take Mexicans to build a oh wow, they're done."