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Joke of the Day

"Can't believe I've just been banned from using Match.com. Apparently ""My dick"", is an inappropriate answer to the question What do you want most in a woman?""."

"70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots"

"What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic!"

"The confused radioactive element So there was a radioactive element who was perpetually confused. One fine day, he was asked, ""what do you do?"". ""IDK""."

"What's worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust"

"Why does Highlander 2 exist? There can only be one."

"Maybe I have a bunny in my pants, maybe that's why I'm putting this salad in my pockets, you don't know me."

"(Blows you a kiss with chip crumbs hitting your face)"

"What do coffee beans say to scare their friends? Brew."

"camouflage training Drill Sergeant: ""I DID NOT SEE YOU AT CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING THIS MORNING CORPORAL!!!!"" Corporal: ""Thank you sir."""