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"You know what they say about tapirs?... They're nosey pigs."
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"Melania Trump's Speech Sorry guys this one's a repost"
"I used to forget time with you. Now, I'll just forget you with time."
"What do you call a black preist? Holy shit."
"""IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR?!?"" I screamed on the plane. 3 men shot up. ""Ok, now are any of you single? I need a sugar daddy. I do butt stuff."""
"PMS jokes aren't funny PERIOD."
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!"
"This joke is funny only today. Knock, knock. Who's there? Open. Open who? Open SSL."
"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick."
"""You know, I'm doomed to get eternal damnation to the Hell"" said Edward Cullen. -- Because you are a vampire, creature of Night and Darkness? -- No, because I'm an atheist."