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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!"

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. How long have you felt like this? Ever since I was a puppy!"

"My friend claims that he is a really good boxer. He doesn't strike me as one."

"Earlier today, I made up a joke to tell you guys, but um... tsh."

"What do you call a married cougar? A cheetah."

"The only way I'd be scared of a ghost is if one was coming at me wearing a fitted sheet that I thought I'd have to eventually fold."

"What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common? They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name."

"*to commander* Don't say anything too loud sir I suspect one of our men may be a plant *conspicuous tree in admiral uniform starts to sweat*"

"Bicycling must be a really popular hobby in Detroit I saw this black kid, and he had 7 bikes."

"Redditors of Mississippi. Tell me how do you feel abou- Oh wait, you can't read."