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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick."
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"Men vs Women Women want a lot of things from one Man. Conversely, Men want one thing from a lot of Women."
"Apparently, Isaac Asimov wrote a book about jokes and puns called Treasury of Humor I laughed my Asimov when I was reading it"
"Did you hear about the recent earthquake research? The information is groundbreaking"
"What do math and mermaids have in common? They both have an alge-bra."
"I only drink a little, but when I do, I turn into another person... ...and that person drinks a lot."
"""To hell with it, thats good enough."" - every person after theyve ever tried to iron a shirt. Ever."
"Why did Germany lose WW2? Three Reichs and you're out"
"My best friend thinks I'm a stalker ...well he's not really my friend....yet."
"Just used my phone to record my wife snoring. She'd kill me if I ever played this in front of her friends. So... I guess this is goodbye."