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Joke of the Day

"PMS jokes aren't funny PERIOD."

"Before handing your wallet and wife's necklace over to that angry gunman, pause to consider how sweet it would be if your son became Batman."

"I was pumping some iron in the gym yesterday, when the trainer pointed out that the hole in the weights was supposed to be for attaching them to a bar."

"What's the difference between Reddit's CEO and Hitler? There's no ""L"" in Pao."

"You're following a man who once stole someone's garbage can lid and used it as an umbrella. That's on you."

"American Pharroah walks into a bar... The bartender says "" i'm not even going to ask..."""

"""What're you in for?"" ""I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it."" ""We've all been there, brother."""

"Confucius says... It is good to meet girl in park but BETTER to park meat in girl"

"What do climate change scientists and Donald Trump have in common? Each is desperately hoping the other is a hoax."

"Prostate exam Okay, I'm going to give you a prostate exam. ... It won't hurt a bit... Hey, doctor, you could have removed your ring! It's not my ring, it's my watch..."