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Joke of the Day
"Melania Trump's Speech Sorry guys this one's a repost"
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"How you compliment an Italian cheese maker? ""Gouda worka"""
"You know what Trump and the Note 7 have in common? You know it will blow up, just not when."
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist asshole"
"A woman's favorite position is CEO."
"[at interview] Her: In three words or less, tell me why we should hire you. Me: I'm good with numbers."
"which is the most negative animal in the barnyard? the horse, because its a naysayer."
"The shovel was a ground-breaking invention."
"There is no such thing as an antique car. An antique car is a horse."
"What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman? An alcoholic with a drinking problem"