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Joke of the Day

"Sup, ducks? Lookin' straight nuclear with your orange ass bills & your furry yellow torsos. All aquatic & shit. Lazy as hell, too. One love."

"Batman: Life isn't a video game. Your actions have consequences *Robin writes 'I'm sorry I forgot to buy Charmin' 100 times on Batpaper*"

"Handicap jokes are getting old And quite honestly, they're lame as fuck."

"What's Tim Cook's new nickname? Jack The Ripper"

"I was going to tell a salt joke... But it's just sodium stupid."

"playing too much GTA. starting to see traffic as ""options."""

"What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs? Michael google."

"Got a cease and desist letter that says I can't wear my hard hat around town until I learn how to wolf whistle."

"My drug of choice is laughter....and cocaine. Mostly cocaine. Sometimes angel dust. Molly is cool too. RT if you love Jesus."

"I have an on again off again relationship with clothing."