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Joke of the Day

"I have an on again off again relationship with clothing."

"Yo mama's so fat Her nose can't even run Came up with this myself and was quite proud"

"Life is meaningless and we all die in the end xD"

"Don't be racist; be like Mario He's an Italian plumber, made by Asians, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a black man and grabs coins like a jew."

"I painted my computer black so it would run faster. But it was shot before it could start running."

"Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got."

"My drug dealer ... cracks me up."

"I don't believe in Santa I guess you could say I'm a rebel without a Claus."

"I was in the supermarket and I thought I saw my name on a loaf of bread. I looked again and it said ""thick cut""."

"ALBUS: Got Dementors to protect Hogwarts this year. They suck souls out! Indiscriminately! KIDS: ... STAFF: ... ALBUS: I can't control them."