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Joke of the Day
"What's Tim Cook's new nickname? Jack The Ripper"
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"Why was Michelangelo banned from bukakke porn? Cuz he could never paint dat mouth right"
"ISIS is now engaged in amphibious warfare... They started killing frogs"
"I dont have a ""college fund"" bc my youngest will most likely get a scholarship and my oldest thinks all dogs are boys and all cats are girls"
"I don't smoke to be cool, I smoke so no one asks me to hold their baby."
"What's a nice guys favorite type of wood? M'hogany"
"Steam Greenlight"
"Why didn't Hitler drink? Because it made him mean"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?.. **RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!**"
"The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting Then it brought me down"