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Joke of the Day

"Batman: Life isn't a video game. Your actions have consequences *Robin writes 'I'm sorry I forgot to buy Charmin' 100 times on Batpaper*"

"Do you like whales? Cause I thought we could ""Humpback"" at my place."

"People who live in Flint should drink gasoline. It's cheaper than the water and guaranteed unleaded"

"*Pulls away from kissing* *Puts on headset* ""Hello 911, what's your emergency?"""

"I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me"

"Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here My dog when we go for a walk."

"Want to get noticed? Go jogging without moving your arms."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist."

"My housemate threw milk on me... how dairy."

"Threesomes I never understood the obsession with threesomes , if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I would have lunch with my parents."