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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell a salt joke... But it's just sodium stupid."
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"What did one egg say to the other? It's just a Yolk!!"
"Taken from a UNIX program called fortune. Ralph: Lisa, you have no tits and a awful tight pussy. Lisa: Ralph... get off my back!!"
"this is ur brain *an egg* this is drugs *a frying pan* this is ur brain on drugs *egg & frying pan wearing sunglasses*"
"When I hear commercials say ""win a trip for you and six friends"" I start counting to see if I have six friends."
"I think deja vu is bullshit and this isn't the first time I've thought that."
"What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick? A hockey player takes shower after three periods."
"Do you remember blowing Bubbles as a child? He told me to tell you see said hello."
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"If boys had uteruses... If boys had uteruses they would be called Duderuses. (from Bobs Burgers)"