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Joke of the Day

"[job interview] Interviewer: are you familiar with microsoft word Me: yes i've heard that word many times"

"Whats the difference between a woman and a battery a battery has a positive side"

"""The bond's Name. James Name"" Pleased to... what? ""Bond Name's the james"" Are you alright? ""Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"""

"Did you hear about the man who murdered a dolphin? He was said to have done it on porpoise."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyberpunk Barbie ...includes 'trodes and implants"

"You dug the hole you're in... now stop whining and start climbing."

"A scuba diver brings a wetsuit to a dry cleaner..."

"I was offered a job working as medieval escort. Unfortunately, I turned it down because I would have to work fucking knights."

"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts get to leave the camp."