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Joke of the Day
"I buy every comic book I see. . . My friends say I have lots of issues."
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"Who teaches you how to fart? A tutor."
"GOLDFISH: i swear i'll have your money by tomorrow GOLDFISH MOBSTER: what money? GOLDFISH: who are you? GOLDFISH MOBSTER: where's my mon"
"You know what's fucking shit? A scat fetish"
"Al Gore to play role of The Joker in a new Batman Trilogy Why so serial?"
"A fella visited his doctor and says "" hi doc, I'm totally depressed and suicidal because I can do crosswords very easily and quickly"" Doctor says "" hey come on now, don't get two down""!"
"Not to brag, but I finished this 14 day diet... in 3 hours and 38 minutes."
"How do trees use the Internet? They log on"
"What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans? ""That's grounds for divorce!"""
"What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers? Khan-diments."