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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen that movie Constipated? It hasn't come out yet."

"What is it about being blind... ...that makes people want to walk their dog so much?"

"You gotta give it up to whoever invented mistletoe at Christmas, all they did was hang up a weed, but were like, ""now ye must kiss me."""

"Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to have said ""Hell I'm no actor and I've got thirty movies to prove it!"""

"What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee? Their GPA drops"

"Some people mock me because I'm a virgin but I don't give a fuck (This is probably a repost because it's so unoriginal)"

"There are many people who are very self-aware... You know who you are."

"Saved a little girl from getting raped this weekend I raped a little boy instead"

"Turns out when you're asked who your favourite child is you're expected to pick from your own."

"You all know any good masturbation jokes? C'mon, I bet we can crank some out."