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Joke of the Day

"LPT: Don't waste a bit more money for the brand-name bleach; it isn't any different than the bargain brand They taste exactly the same"

"I think you can all settle down. Its unlikely Instagram will ever find buyers for photos of 20 000 feet and a billion sunsets."

"knock knock who's there? To To who? AH AH AH, to whom"

"Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say ""don't"" and if he touches your pussy say ""stop""? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said ""don't stop"". "

"We think you may have a phobia of marriage Doctor: We think you may have a phobia of marriage. Do you know what the symptoms are? Me: I can't say I do. Doctor: That's one of the symptoms, yes."

"A piece of ham Ham is ham. The end"

"People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw orgies."

"Had to talk with my son about masturbation today...I explained that it is natural, and he should probably knock before he comes into my room from now on."

"A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says, ""I'll take five beers, please."""

"Why wasn't Kanye allowed to have a prostitute at his bachelor party? Because you're not supposed to see the bride before the wedding"