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"2 Stormtrooper are eating a Wookie steak it was chewy"
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"How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and the other to hold the penis -- LADDER. I meant ladder."
"""You know what would make a good gift for this 3yr old? A harmonica."" - people without kids"
"Never eat spoiled meat Or spoiled eggs"
"What's Isis' favorite race? The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh."
"I hear birds chirping. Either I'm up way too late or I've banged my head cartoon style."
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool"
"Money talks But all mine ever says is good-bye."
"How cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."
"I read a book about a transsexual woman with a speech impediment.. It was titled 'Man or Myth'"