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Joke of the Day
"whats got two legs and bleeds..? Half a dog"
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"What is something that is brown and sticky? A stick."
"Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed."
"(Generic title that catches your attention) (Mildly amusing pun)"
"The Titanic was recently visited by a diving crew with a robot submarine. What they found out was completely amazing. Even after 100 years of being sunk, all the pools are still full."
"I lost my job at the hospital today for sexual assault.... It's not my fault that they put up a sign that said, 'stroke patients downstairs'."
"It's in the Smile A boy met a girl.... Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Boy (smiling): Why thank you... are you single? Girl: No, I am a dentist."
"Roll, roll, roll your joint, Twist it at the end, Spark it up and take a puff, Then pass it to a friend."
"Fist bumping high fives since 94'"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent."