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Joke of the Day

"It's in the Smile A boy met a girl.... Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Boy (smiling): Why thank you... are you single? Girl: No, I am a dentist."

"What did the southern gentleman say to the prostitute? Hello ma'am, what can I do you for?"

"My buddy told me he had a threesome with his girlfriend and her twin....... I asked how he could tell them apart. He said ""Her brother has a mustache."""

"What do you call spiders in the Middle East? Iraqnids. Yep. An original."

"Do you know how they came up with the name for a shark? It's a mix of two swear words; ""SHIIIT"" and ""FAAARK"""

"If you want to hide a gift for your husband, just put it in the pantry with one thing in front of it."

"Kim and Kanye's baby will probably be delivered by C-Section to avoid getting Chlamydia on the way out..."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth Get out of the way your in my light!"

"Newark International Airport: You want urine on the floor? We got urine on the floor!"

"[Girl takes off her clothes] ""You have had sex before right?"" [Me, in a suit of armor & holding a cauliflower] ... ""no actually"""