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Joke of the Day

"The Titanic was recently visited by a diving crew with a robot submarine. What they found out was completely amazing. Even after 100 years of being sunk, all the pools are still full."

"Love' is picking up tampons at the supermarket for your girlfriend. True love' is inserting them."

"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? You may have to give me a few minutes to get hard, I just got laid this morning."

"Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job? Ubisoft"

"What did Pinocchio say to his girlfriend Sit on my face and I'll tell you some lies."

"Why are there so many people in Ireland? Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin..."

"Where are the cleanest bathrooms on college campuses? The women's bathrooms in the engineering building. Credit to /u/The_Messiah"

"Once an octopus figures out how to do roundhouse kicks, humans are pretty much done"

"Apparently it's inappropriate to ask where her shoes are from when you're in the next stall."

"Alcohol is like liquid Photoshop for real life."