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Joke of the Day

"The Titanic was recently visited by a diving crew with a robot submarine. What they found out was completely amazing. Even after 100 years of being sunk, all the pools are still full."

"Facebook: My little man is the best thing that's ever happened to me! Twitter: Free baby. DM for details."

"What did the fat prostitute say to the skinny prostitute? ""We really should have made better life choices."""

"Give a man a jacket He will be warm for the winter. Teach a man to jacket, he will never leave the house."

"Difference between a newspaper and a TV..... Have you ever tried swatting a fly with a television?"

"Women are like parking spots they are either taken or handicapped."

"My son was kicked out of school when a girl came in and wanked him off... I said, ""Son, that's 3 schools already... Maybe teaching isn't for you."""

"Well, you know what they say about nice guys... ..they always let girls come first."

"Get a hair cut, run away without paying. They can't chase you because they're holding scissors. The perfect crime."

"You hear about the guy who lost his eyelid in an accident? They used his foreskin for a skin graft. He turned out just fine, but he was a little cock eyed."