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"hey ther delilah wats it like in gotham city is the joker stil in jail-- i mean yes babe u look so prety yes u do batman is not a cool as u"
"What happens when a pope dies? Another pops up."
"UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS."
"What's the internal tempered of a Taunton? Luke warm"
"They say that all things come in threes and yeah maybe I did too once because I was really drunk and she looked like a five."
"Michael Jackson breaks into WALMART. He only steals lotion. Turning to the security camera he whispers ""smooth criminal"" and moonwalks away"
"My girlfriend told me to get something to make her look sexy for her birthday. So I bought myself a 12 pack."
"Why does the spanish dude keep walking left? Because izquierda going right."
"What is the bibliophile's favorite website? Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up."