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Joke of the Day
"What is something that is brown and sticky? A stick."
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"Did you hear the one about the Dyslexic bank robber H ran in to the bank with his gun drawn and yelled ""Put your air up in the hands mother stickers, this is a fuck up""!"
"Funniest joke 2015 I can't(won't) steal it so here is the original link http://i.imgur.com/asy1AU4.png"
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Ha! Feminists can't change anything."
"Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones."
"Ants Dancing Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, ""Twist to open."""
"Why was Hitler a great comedian? Cuz you can't spell slaughter without laughter"
"What did one ISIS member say to another? ""IED mubarak.."""
"I've just found out why they call it 'Almond Milk'. They tried to call it 'Nut Juice' but no one would buy it."
"My kid brother used to have a lazy eye and had to wear an eye patch. My whole body is lazy so I'm wearing my couch."