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Joke of the Day

"""Muffintop"" doesn't adequately describe what this girl has hanging over her jeans. I think ""layer cake"" would be the more accurate term."

"What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!"

"Life tip! (Joke) When someone tells you to expect the unexpected, slap them and ask if they expected it!"

"Papa Johns delivered to the World Trade Center on 9/11... They were 2 large plains."

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves Free."

"When i told my friends i was going to be a comedian they laughed at me. They're not laughing now."

"Ouija board just told me it's still waiting on a grandbaby and I was like lol Mom when did you die"

"Where does an atom go when it breaks down? A quantum mechanic. lel"

"What did Sigmund Freud say when he had an epiphany? Urethra!"

"How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday? They bring flowers to his grave."