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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!"
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"What is green and has cake? Grass. The cake is a lie."
"Please God, let the weather be nice for my picnic. There are 7 billion people on this planet. Many starving. Please hear my picnic prayer."
"Everytime I see a chinese guy, I always think I've seen him somewhere else. - a tourist in Shanghai or anywhere in the world."
"Why does Reddit hate Fencing? Ripostes"
"What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him? Get off me homes!"
"Got bad news today. Doctor says I have Nimitz Disease. But don't worry. I'm just a carrier."
"It must be difficult to post inspirational Tweets when your blood type is B Negative."
"Me:Did you have a ruff day? Dog: Me:What? That was funny! Dog: Me:Do you not like puns? Dog: Me:I think I'm high. Dog:Did you smoke my weed?"
"What's Trump's least favourite vegetable? Cillary!"