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Joke of the Day

"What did Sigmund Freud say when he had an epiphany? Urethra!"

"My dad always told me to follow in his footsteps... ... he died in quicksand"

"Her: How do you do it w/ 4 kids? Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah."

"What do you call a boxing on a slackline? Punchline."

"The Smart Kid A child asks his father: - Daddy, where did I get my intelligence from? - From your mother, I think. I still have mine."

"Thanks for telling me your astrological sign, cause now I know a lot about your personality. Like you are a gullible dummy."

"Why can't a T-Rex clap Because it's extinct"

"What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er."

"Best Way To Impress a Girl.. Boy To Gym Coach: ""I Wanna Impress Cute Girl, I'm Gonna Meet In 3 Days Which Machine Should I Use?"" Coach: ""Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"""

"Why did the man clean up after getting a sex change? He felt disorganized."