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Joke of the Day

"Papa Johns delivered to the World Trade Center on 9/11... They were 2 large plains."

"Dr: I was going to ask if you were sexually active but- Me [wearing hot dog costume]: but what"

"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will sleep with anyone. A bitch will sleep with anyone but YOU."

"There's a joke in this thread. It's you."

"You're a busy woman. Let the smoke alarm tell you when the chicken's done."

"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman all walk into a bar ""Ouch!"" ""Och aye!"" ""Bejabbers!"""

"Some pages troll us by making a pixel or two on the page black so that we think it's a smudge... why would anyone do that? I just can't put my finger on it."

"Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks? So his boss doesn't have to retrain him."

"I have two short jokes and one long joke. . . Joke Joke Joooooooooooooooooooke. (I apologize to everyone. That one offended even me.)"

"son ur mom told me u & ur gf broke up today? *puts hand on sons shoulder* if u had bought a pet falcon like i told u she woulda never left u"