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Joke of the Day
"Where does an atom go when it breaks down? A quantum mechanic. lel"
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"r/house ... ... is in the middle of the street."
"Wow, I must look really hot tonight working out, everyone is totally staring at me. *walking on treadmill with a candy bar and a Pepsi"
"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, Change has to come from WITHIN!"
"A man asks his wife ""Why don't you tell me when you orgasm?"" She said ""I don't like to call you at work""."
"I get really sad whenever I go to Florida It just seems to be a tropical depression"
"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaahh"
"What do you call the only wood that doesn't float? Natalie."
"Hahaha - Very Funny Joke Boy: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years. Friend: Then what happened? Boy: Nothing finally She married the postman."
"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!"