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Joke of the Day
"How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday? They bring flowers to his grave."
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"What is the difference between Trump's tie and a horse's tail? The horse's tail covers the whole asshole"
"A Jewish boy goes up to his father and asks for 5 dollars. The father responds, ""4 dollars!! Oh my god what do you need 3 dollars for??!!!"""
"What's the difference between Black man, and Batman? Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin."
"this beer contains chemicals known to the state of california to cause ice cold refreshment"
"What does an American call a Canadian Dollar? A quarter."
"Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with? Because all he says is ""Chug Chug Chug"""
"So, this baby seal walks into a club... [o(;_;)o](http://youtu.be/TK2TuqcNWPY?t=30s)"
"Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to."
"Just remember whatever you put up with you end up with!"