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Joke of the Day
"How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday? They bring flowers to his grave."
Next Joke
"Alright white people, had to Google ""totes"" to find out what the hell it meant. I know one of you came up with it. Cut that shit out."
"Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose."
"Got my right hand a Valentines Day card. Had to sign it with my left hand so it will be a surprise."
"If I were a mob boss, I'd ask my henchmen to meet me down by the docks, then surprise them with a day of water skiing"
"What is the worst type of doctor you can be? gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems."
"What kind of house does Fonzie live in? An ""A"" frame..."
"Sean Connery is standing at your door, wearing white shorts and a white shirt and holding a racket. What time is it? Tennish."
"The big news story tonight is about the balls being too small . . . At the state of the Union address!"
"People ask me why I like the graveyard so much. I dig the graves."