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Joke of the Day

"Life tip! (Joke) When someone tells you to expect the unexpected, slap them and ask if they expected it!"

"Why is Oklahoma so windy? Because Texas sucks and Kansas blows!"

"My jewish co-worker told me this one What did the pedophile jew tell the kid? ""wanna buy candy?"""

"I hate when my kids say ""But mom; it was an accident!"" So were you pumpkin, but I still have to take responsibility for you."

"The principal confiscated my CD's and microSD full of songs from 1980's shoot-em-up video games, specifically the ones mentioning eagles. He said it was illegal contraband."

"A Dick in hand is better than pussy in a bush"

"The ghost teacher was showing her class how to walk through walls. ""Now did all of you understand that?"" she asked. ""If not, I'll just go through it again."""

"I hung a horseshoe above the door for goodluck. My wife still came home. Superstitions are stupid."

"Browser joke What do we want? Chrome/Firefox: Faster internet! When do we want it? Internet explorer: Faster internet!"

"Muslim extremists have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London... Police think it might be the early start of Ram-a-dam."