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Joke of the Day

"Why are homosexuals so well dressed? Because they didn't just spend all that time in the closet doing nothing..."

"playing too much GTA. starting to see traffic as ""options."""

"What do you call a medieval dentist? A plaque doctor."

"Where do Muslims go after they die? Everywhere."

"Getting a cat is SO much easier. Go outside. Put cat food out. Pet whatever comes to eat it. Best 30 raccoons I've ever had. Also rabies."

"5yo: I dropped my damn spoon! Me: Don't be using that word! 5yo: Is it a bad word? Me: It is.. 5yo: Ok..I dropped my damn ""food scooper""?"

"What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk? (OC) An utter disappointment"

"I could tell you a joke about TCP.... But I'd have to keep repeating it until you got it."

"Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A: A pool table."

"Why did the Irishman eat only two hundred and thirty-nine beans? Because eating one more would have been two-farty."