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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a medieval dentist? A plaque doctor."
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"My subscription brings all the newspapers to the yard."
"In a courtroom... *Mickey. mouse, it says here you want to divorce mini because she was... extremely silly? ""No! I said she was fucking goofy!!"""
"If you start smacking people with your wife's purse she won't ask you to hold it for her anymore"
"My doctor said if I get 1000 upvotes he will perform free LASIK surgery! Upvote for visibility."
"Something came in the mail today... My taxes"