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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a medieval dentist? A plaque doctor."
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"What is Donald Trump's favorite type of cheese? White American."
"From my handwriting identification skills. I have carefully deduced that Santa is my secret Valentine every year."
"Son's earring Dicks up my ass"
"Your so poor I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette and your mom said ""Who turned of the lights""."
"<at first day of t-ball practice> Me:What's the first rule here, boys? Kid:Don't poop your pants? M:I was gonna say ""have fun"" but...OK."
"Punch Lines ""The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."""
"To whoever stole my thesaurus... To whoever stole my thesaurus, you made my day bad. I hope bad things happen to you. You're a bad person."
"TOO MUCH PROTEIN? No whey mate"
"Ellen Pao's credibility after VictoriaGate Oh wait, she never had any."