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Joke of the Day
"Where do Muslims go after they die? Everywhere."
Next Joke
"Interviewer: Name some of your weaknesses. Me: I procrastinate. Haphazard, cantankerous... Interviewer: Strengths? Me: Vocabulary?"
"*takes off pants* *crawls into bed* Security Guard- Lady, this is Macy's *crawls out of bed* *puts on pants* SG- Those aren't your pants"
"I had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tire and then roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears."
"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who can read binary and those who can't."
"What did the rising sun say to the morning dew? You will be mist."
"My Boss's Name is Richard. I think his last name should be Cranium; because he is a dick head."
"""How do you like your eggs?"" ""I like 'em just fine"""
"My wife tried to make antimatter in the kitchen But she ran out of counterspace"
"You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body."