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Joke of the Day

"Getting a cat is SO much easier. Go outside. Put cat food out. Pet whatever comes to eat it. Best 30 raccoons I've ever had. Also rabies."

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"best thread convo u came across Let em rip guys an gals"
"Enhanced interrogation idea: If waterboarding isn't working, try having my mother brush their hair."
"I just asked my dad what his favourite part about being a teacher is... He responded with June, July, and August"
"Who is the best player on the Texans? Watt WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS? Watt **WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS?**"
"Just sprayed Febreeze in my bathroom.. Now it smells like shitrus."
"Why don't Korean captains wear hats? Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes."
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