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Joke of the Day

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"Have you seen John anywhere? No, but I've Cena guy just like him."

"why do gorillas have big nostrils? Big fingers!!!"

"What would To Kill a Mockingbird be called if Harper Lee was an alcoholic? Tequila Mockingbird."

"Shortest Horror Story: Tomorrow is MONDAY again!"

"TIL this is a shameless copy of one of the top posts on this sub just changing a few words Woops wrong sub"

"If I ever visit Japan, the first thing I'll do is run through those paper walls pretending I'm the Kool-Aid man."

"I breathed a sigh of relief when I typed the letter ""y""... ...when I had to type ""analytics"" into the search bar during a presentation at work."

"[house being raided] [swat guy crashes through window, lands on slip n slide I placed there for this exact reason and slides out front door]"

"What kind of paperwork do I need to fill out to get a permit to set my children free in the wild?"