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Joke of the Day
"What kind of flour is independent? Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat."
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"Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal? Haulin' Oates"
"Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !"
"Relation-SHIPS sink when they have too many passengers."
"How do you make stupid children? I don't know, ask your parents."
"What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist? A flossopher!"
"What did the father Buffalo say to his son as he left for school? Bison"
"I used to be a phone sex worker... until I got hearing aids."
"Life is like a box of chocolates: Disturbingly expensive, yet... vaguely disappointing."
"Your stick-figure family of 6 really isn't necessary. No one sees your minivan and mistakes you for wild and single."