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Joke of the Day

"Jenny McCarthy was wearing a jacket and gloves in Time Square on New Years Eve. I didn't know she believes in the theory of weather."

"Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it."

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -Henny Youngman"

"Why did the old lady fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well"

"I get jealous over the little stuff... Why? Because we started out doing that ""little stuff"".."

"""That was supposed to be a compliment."" -Men"

"I don't like anti jokes... I like uncle jokes"

"I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live. So I shot him. Judge gave me 30 years. So I mean who's the real winner here?"

"There's 2 cows in a paddock One says ""moo"" the other says ""damn, I was just about to say that."""

"There seems to be a direct correlation between how many rosaries you have hanging on your rearview and how shitty a driver you are."