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Joke of the Day

"Jenny McCarthy was wearing a jacket and gloves in Time Square on New Years Eve. I didn't know she believes in the theory of weather."

"What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog"

"What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch? Bae-goals"

"My favorite knock knock joke. Knock Knock! Who's there? To. To Who? To *Whom.*"

"Nothing wakes you up faster than a 5 y/o kicking open your door like SWAT and jumping on you in bed."

"I wonder if mormons support the transgendered? If they did, they could go on a transmission! -- authentic dadjoke overheard at breakfast"

"Where does Sean Connery shit? On the couch!"

"I remember 2014 like it was yesterday."

"Are news anchors secretly insulting you? Moron this story at 11."

"What's the difference between a hooker and a crackhead? A hooker washes her crack and resells it."