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Joke of the Day

"So a Jewish pedophile walks up to a kid and says ""Hey want to buy some candy?"""

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hang onto your nuts, because this is going to be one hell of a blow job."

"Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations."

"After the Thanksgiving dinner, everyone says (-1)/8"

"This year for Lent, I'm just giving up."

"If I was a detective, my main suspect would always be the person who returns to the scene of the crime AND is eating a Klondike bar."

"What does a butler call his employer named mr. Bates? Sir, you fucking pervert!"

"What is 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Donald Trump 's tie"

"If a Christian rock band had a Gibson, they could be called ""The Five Gospels, Les Paul."" ^"

"What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college? Bison."