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Joke of the Day
"So a Jewish pedophile walks up to a kid and says ""Hey want to buy some candy?"""
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"There are so many Mexicans heartbroken about the pending wall Let's hope they get over it soon"
"What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage."
"I invented a new word today... Plagiarism."
"I told my friend he was noble.... He didn't react."
"What did the blind man say when he walked passed the fish aisle in the supermarket? Good morning, ladies."
"What did Little Red Riding Hoods boyfriend say when he was asked about their sex life? It's all good in the Hood!"
"What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym? Diddly squat"
"Blind date I went on a blind date with this girl to a bar and as soon as I saw her I knew what I was going to drink. She ordered juice, I ordered coffee to go."
"""Just this one more episode."" you said, and all the voices in your head laughed and laughed, and slapped their knees."