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Joke of the Day
"What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college? Bison."
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"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. that was it very short joke"
"Can a guy with no eyebrows look surprised?"
"I like my racist jokes like I like black people! I don't like black people."
"Tip: When the cop asks you ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" do NOT respond with ""I know, right?!"""
"What's the best part about having a hooker die on you? The second hour is free."
"Helen Keller walks into a bar... Then a table, then a chair."
"Whatever you do in life, always give 100%...unless you're donating blood..."
"How do you break up with a farmer long-distance? A John Deere letter."