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Joke of the Day

"If a Christian rock band had a Gibson, they could be called ""The Five Gospels, Les Paul."" ^"

"I swear, a pigeon at the bus stop this morning was trying to flirt with me. Anyway, totally fucked that pigeon."

"The next stick figure family I see with more than 3 stick figure kids is getting a complementary condom taped on their rear window."

"When I was born I was given the choice between a big dick or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose."

"Friendzone at its' best How to make friends tell a woman you love her, she'll say ""I think we are good as friends"""

"The entire plot of spiderman A teenage boy finds out he can shoot white stuff out his body"

"Why did Cyclops close his school? He only had one pupil."

"What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common? Their patients are 2'"

"There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris."

"Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage."