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Joke of the Day

"If a Christian rock band had a Gibson, they could be called ""The Five Gospels, Les Paul."" ^"

"Doctor: How long have you been in pain? Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997"

"If you're waiting on me to 'get ready' I'm probably just spending 20 minutes trying to get my hoodie strings the same length."

"Where do poor meatballs live? In the Spaghetto. (I 've seen this on reddit before, one of my all time favorites though!)"

"I'm okay with most drugs... But cocaine is where a draw the line."

"Picture someone stepping down off a curb that they didn't realize was there. Now you can say you've seen me dance."

"What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window? Ayyee essay, where are you going?"

"I hate when people ask me what I see myself doing in 5 years...... I don't have 2020 vision"

"Paralegal activity. #BoringHorrorMovies"

"*rolls over to your desk on chair* So what was in that browser you just quickly minimised?"